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I had this really weird moment of dissonance last night when I realized that in most of the stories we’ve seen about them so far, the cast of Hemostuck are actually younger than their Promstuck counterparts. I still don’t quite know what to do with this insight.
Actually it’s something Taz and I toss around a lot! That while a sweep is two and a bit years, the troll kids in Hemostuck are growing up with a completely different set of expectations and pressures than human kids or even troll kids in a mostly-human universe. So in Promstuck they’re, what, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, but they’re highschoolers. The last fifteen years of their lives have been occupied with the tedious and mostly useless make-work of highschool: rote memorization of non-applicable knowledge, non-lethal social politics, and a lot of adult top-down invasive monitoring to make sure they don’t have sex too early or kill each other even a little bit.
I can therefore only attribute the below to temporary possession by the God of Heat and Clockwork. I’m always proud to count myself one of His acolytes, but in this case I feel my hands were very much doing His work.
DO NOT READ UNDER THE CUT UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER OF LOST TEETH. I mean it. You will spoil yourself wretchedly. Go get up-to-date first, then come back here, if you must.
Roach, Taz: I really am sorry.
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omfg this was bound to happen i just KNEW IT
not too sure what to call this, i just happen to really like coats. the trolls will be done relatively soon-ish
Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]
I am literally a living cat toy.
once upon a time, I knew some writer friends who lived on a beautiful farm that housed approximately one million barn cats and one very fussy peacock named Big Bird
they said that sometimes they saw him streaking across the yard with a bunch of little kittens chasing his tail feathers, poor dude, and when molting happened it got to the point where he only had one sad feather clinging back there…
ok using my reflexes to screencap the images at the end of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, this is the closest I can give you to the full image. It appears to be Bill Cipher’s eye with two bloody marks crossing it out. Hell if I know what any of that code means, though. Someone should probably get on that.
OK SO the text at the bottom is coded in a Caeser Cipher shifted three letters apparently? so I decoded it and it says:
FROM THE FIRST UNTIL THE LAST SEARCH THE CODES OF CREDITS PAST ONE MEANS ONE SO SEARCH THEM ALL WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS
which means that theres clues in previous episodes? and i think i might know what it means so I’ll report back what I find on that front. For now, enjoy part of the mystery being decoded.
FINAL UPDATE ON THIS!!!!! IVE CRACKED THE CODE IN ITS ENTIRETY
ok so the numbers in red are episode numbers, followed by numbers correlating to letters in the messages at the end of previous episodes (with brackets indicating the beginning and end of a word). By matching them up, I got the message:
I WAS SO BLIND HE LIED TO ME THE DARKNESS IS NEAR
as far as I know that’s all to this. It raises more questions than it answers. Still, I’m glad I figured this out.
i thought this was supposed to be a disney show not some illuminati satanic bullshit goddamn i say goddamn
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING